New 193-mpg Prototype Deemed ‘Not Stylish Enough’
‘Why buy a car without an option for a sunroof or heated leather seating? That just seems stupid.’
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Spring 2017 Edition 6
Excess Quesarittos Escape Cage at Russell House Taco Bell
The grilled Mexican goods have caused several thousand dollars in damage during their rampage.
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Grizzled Columbia Police Officer: “I Will Clean Up This Town One M.I.P. at a Time”
‘These students are the most despicable people on the planet.’
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Florida Residents Board Up Houses in Preparation for Spring Break
Residents are boarding up windows and stocking up on supplies.
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Professor Wary of Student Currently Initiating Small Talk
According to a report coming out of Dr. Amy Johnson’s office hours, the associate professor of Economics is growing increasingly
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