ACC To Become Division II Conference
“We decided it was time to take action.”
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Class Traumatized After Professor Brandishes Midterm
‘You always hear about this kind of thing happening in other classrooms, but you never expect it from your own professor.’
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Open Letter to the Guy Currently Sitting in my Unassigned Seat
I’ve sat there all semester and now you take a load off in my goddamn seat, you prick?
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Dude Acclaimed for Sick Throwback Playlist of 2010-Era Hits
Partygoers were shocked and amazed when the songs blasted through the Beats pill in the center of the room.
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College Libertarians Hurt by Remarks on Free Speech Beach Ball
The group, which was criticized last year for displaying signs on Greene Street bearing swastikas and other controversial symbols, told Third Spur that it had hoped passing students would have been nicer.
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Opinion: Spring Break Was Fucking Lit
Go big or go home, am I right??
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March Madness 2017 Preview
Third Spur Sports offers its in-depth preview of college basketball’s top contenders.
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Grizzled Columbia Police Officer: “I Will Clean Up This Town One M.I.P. at a Time”
‘These students are the most despicable people on the planet.’
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Florida Residents Board Up Houses in Preparation for Spring Break
Residents are boarding up windows and stocking up on supplies.
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Grip On Reality Proving Tenuous For Vacationing Student
Just five weeks into his summer vacation, all meaningful attachment to this realm of being has begun to dissipate for college student Todd Atlas.
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