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Student Government Prepares for Annual Week of Relevance
‘You really have to get out there disrupt someone’s walk to class if you want them to recognize the existence of your organization,’ one candidate said.
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Trump “Inauguration Festival” Lands Middle School Choir
The lineup for Donald Trump’s ‘Inauguration Festival’ was finally released Wednesday January 18th, and it has music fans everywhere dying to get a ticket.
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Rush Limbaugh Too Scared To Reveal Crush On Hillary Clinton
Sources revealed yesterday that conservative talk-radio icon Rush Limbaugh is still too afraid to admit he has had a crush on Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.
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Aleppo: “What is Gary Johnson?”
The city admitted it had never heard of the former governor of New Mexico, showing a surprising lack of awareness about American politics.
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First Presidential Debate to be Broadcast Exclusively on Best Buy Display TV’s
Best Buy CEO Hubert Joly announced today that his company has secured the exclusive broadcasting rights to the first Presidential Debate on September 26th.
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128 Countries Sign Agreement to Not Allow American Election Refugees
Today in London, a monumental agreement was reached between 128 countries to not allow Americans to flee the harsh political climate that has developed over the past year.
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Trump Dips In Polls After Failing To Alienate Minority
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump experienced a dip polls after going an entire hour without alienating a single minority group.
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New Student Body President Confused That Pastides Still in Office
The new Student Body President, began his tenure confused to find university president Pastides still in his office.
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Student Government Election Important Opportunity For Candidates To Practice Campaigning, Fraud
This week was election week at USC, an opportunity for candidates for President, Vice President, and Treasurer to gain real political experience in things like campaigning and fraud.
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