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Fall 2017 Edition 7

Campus Fall 2017 Edition 7 

Red Cross Volunteer Accidentally Fills Student with 50 Gallons of Blood

November 18, 2017 Blood, red cross

The machine was accidentally set to ‘blow’ instead of ‘suck.’

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 7 

Foreign Language Department To Add ‘Basic White Girl’ Course Next Semester

November 18, 2017 campus, language, USC

The addition comes after thousands of requests crashed the department’s Twitter page.

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 7 

Housing Review: Living in Maxcy-Gregg Park

November 18, 2017 campus, community, homeless, housing, USC

Maxcy-Gregg Park is the latest option for on-campus housing.

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Fall 2017 Edition 7 Politics 

Trump Bashes the Dead; Calls Them “Weak”

November 18, 2017January 18, 2018 Donald Trump, politics

“…All my friends are alive, I’ve never been dead, and those lousy dead individuals clearly didn’t value life enough.”

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 7 

College Student Has Cooking Breakthrough Making Boxed Macaroni

November 18, 2017 breakthrough, cooking, dorm, student

Klein mentioned that he was considering taking on something even more difficult, such as chocolate chip cookies or a milkshake.

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Fall 2017 Edition 7 Sports 

Muschamp Says Strong Season All Down to Good Luck, Literally

November 18, 2017November 18, 2017 football, luck, Muschamp, puzzles

Coach Muschamp details his secret to winning in 2017.

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Fall 2017 Edition 7 World 

Doomsday Prepper Confident Climate Change “Liberal Hoax”

November 18, 2017 climate change, doomsday, liberal, skeptic

Chavitz says he’s instead focused on the ‘real threat’ of a global conspiracy by bankers and Hollywood to enslave Christians.

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Entertainment Fall 2017 Edition 7 

“How Can All These Powerful Men Be So Awful?” Asks Man Sending 9th Unsolicited Dick Pic of the Week

November 18, 2017November 27, 2017 dicks

Rioux was seen asking a woman in his check-out line if “that [cucumber] was big enough for [her].”

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 7 

U101 Student Excited to Change Major to University Studies

November 18, 2017November 18, 2017 Major, u101, USC

A first-year student attributes his newfound interest in the University of South Carolina to University 101.

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 7 Sports 

Richland Deputies Host Tailgate with Confiscated Booze

October 14, 2017November 19, 2017 alcohol, police, tailgate

The deputies rented out spots in Memorial Lot, leaving several coolers inside their black Chevrolet Tahoe, blasting 80’s rock hits.

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