Friday, February 26, 2021

Red Cross Volunteer Accidentally Fills Student with 50 Gallons of Blood

The machine was accidentally set to ‘blow’ instead of ‘suck.’

Foreign Language Department To Add ‘Basic White Girl’ Course Next Semester

The addition comes after thousands of requests crashed the department’s Twitter page.

Maxcy-Gregg Park is the latest option for on-campus housing.

“…All my friends are alive, I’ve never been dead, and those lousy dead individuals clearly didn’t value life enough.”

Klein mentioned that he was considering taking on something even more difficult, such as chocolate chip cookies or a milkshake.

Coach Muschamp details his secret to winning in 2017.

Chavitz says he’s instead focused on the ‘real threat’ of a global conspiracy by bankers and Hollywood to enslave Christians.

Rioux was seen asking a woman in his check-out line if “that [cucumber] was big enough for [her].”

A first-year student attributes his newfound interest in the University of South Carolina to University 101.

The deputies rented out spots in Memorial Lot, leaving several coolers inside their black Chevrolet Tahoe, blasting 80’s rock hits.