Foreign Language Department To Add ‘Basic White Girl’ Course Next Semester
The addition comes after thousands of requests crashed the department’s Twitter page.
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Fall 2017 Edition 7
Housing Review: Living in Maxcy-Gregg Park
Maxcy-Gregg Park is the latest option for on-campus housing.
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Trump Bashes the Dead; Calls Them “Weak”
“…All my friends are alive, I’ve never been dead, and those lousy dead individuals clearly didn’t value life enough.”
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College Student Has Cooking Breakthrough Making Boxed Macaroni
Klein mentioned that he was considering taking on something even more difficult, such as chocolate chip cookies or a milkshake.
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Muschamp Says Strong Season All Down to Good Luck, Literally
Coach Muschamp details his secret to winning in 2017.
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Doomsday Prepper Confident Climate Change “Liberal Hoax”
Chavitz says he’s instead focused on the ‘real threat’ of a global conspiracy by bankers and Hollywood to enslave Christians.
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“How Can All These Powerful Men Be So Awful?” Asks Man Sending 9th Unsolicited Dick Pic of the Week
Rioux was seen asking a woman in his check-out line if “that [cucumber] was big enough for [her].”
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Red Cross Volunteer Accidentally Fills Student with 50 Gallons of Blood
The machine was accidentally set to ‘blow’ instead of ‘suck.’
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U101 Student Excited to Change Major to University Studies
A first-year student attributes his newfound interest in the University of South Carolina to University 101.
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Richland Deputies Host Tailgate with Confiscated Booze
The deputies rented out spots in Memorial Lot, leaving several coolers inside their black Chevrolet Tahoe, blasting 80’s rock hits.
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