Rant: Tropical Storm “Julia” Was Nothing Compared To My Bitch Mom
Over Parents Weekend, there were two crazy things named Julia that came into town: the topical storm and my bitch mom.
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Parents Weekend
Students Suspended After Parents Get Too Drunk At ECU Tailgate
Nine students were suspended after their parents were reprimanded for drinking too much during Parents Weekend.
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Parents Disappointed by Lame-Ass Kid
Despite their high hopes for their son Arthur, parents Glen and Donna Campbell of Dayton, Ohio, have issued a statement
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Orphan Probably Luckiest Student On Campus
Thousands of proud mothers and fathers descended upon Columbia this past Friday to join their children for “Parents Weekend.” However, for one fortunate student, the weekend was free of the festivities.
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