Rush Limbaugh Too Scared To Reveal Crush On Hillary Clinton
Sources revealed yesterday that conservative talk-radio icon Rush Limbaugh is still too afraid to admit he has had a crush on Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.
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Fall 2016 Edition 3
Rant: Tropical Storm “Julia” Was Nothing Compared To My Bitch Mom
Over Parents Weekend, there were two crazy things named Julia that came into town: the topical storm and my bitch mom.
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Students Suspended After Parents Get Too Drunk At ECU Tailgate
Nine students were suspended after their parents were reprimanded for drinking too much during Parents Weekend.
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Roommates Resume Masturbation Schedule After Conclusion Of Parent’s Weekend
USC roommates Steve Walsh and Mike Thompson resumed their masturbation schedule immediately after the conclusion of Parent’s Weekend earlier this month.
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Coker Vending Machines Voted Best On-Campus Dining
Fall student polls have revealed today that for the third year in a row, the vending machines in the Coker Life Sciences Building have been voted best dining on campus.
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