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Fall 2016 Edition 3

Fall 2016 Edition 3 Politics 

Rush Limbaugh Too Scared To Reveal Crush On Hillary Clinton

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 election, Hillary Clinton, love

Sources revealed yesterday that conservative talk-radio icon Rush Limbaugh is still too afraid to admit he has had a crush on Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.

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Fall 2016 Edition 3 Opinion 

Rant: Tropical Storm “Julia” Was Nothing Compared To My Bitch Mom

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 campus, opinion, Parents Weekend

Over Parents Weekend, there were two crazy things named Julia that came into town: the topical storm and my bitch mom.

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Campus Fall 2016 Edition 3 

Students Suspended After Parents Get Too Drunk At ECU Tailgate

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 alcohol, campus, Parents, Parents Weekend

Nine students were suspended after their parents were reprimanded for drinking too much during Parents Weekend.

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Campus Fall 2016 Edition 3 

Roommates Resume Masturbation Schedule After Conclusion Of Parent’s Weekend

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 campus, DJing Own Party, roommate, USC

USC roommates Steve Walsh and Mike Thompson resumed their masturbation schedule immediately after the conclusion of Parent’s Weekend earlier this month.

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Campus Fall 2016 Edition 3 

Coker Vending Machines Voted Best On-Campus Dining

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 campus, food, USC

Fall student polls have revealed today that for the third year in a row, the vending machines in the Coker Life Sciences Building have been voted best dining on campus.

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