Authorities Find Local Fraternities Spiked T-Coop Fountain
They swear it wasn’t them.
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Help Wanted: Parent Chaperones for Non-Alcoholic Five Points Club
Apply here if you are a parent who wants to help keep your children safe in Five Points!
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Richland Deputies Host Tailgate with Confiscated Booze
The deputies rented out spots in Memorial Lot, leaving several coolers inside their black Chevrolet Tahoe, blasting 80’s rock hits.
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Freshman Believes He Won’t Vomit a Third Time Tonight
‘I mean, I’m basically empty at this point,’ Williams stated.
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Students Suspended After Parents Get Too Drunk At ECU Tailgate
Nine students were suspended after their parents were reprimanded for drinking too much during Parents Weekend.
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Future Alcoholic Takes First Sip Of Wine With Parents
Near the end of his family dinner yesterday evening, Timmy Lowe, 8, took his first sip of wine in what will become a life riddled with alcoholism.
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Student Celebrates Irish Heritage By Slipping Some Baileys Into Morning Coffee
Inspired by the long, rich history of Ireland, junior Clyde Rokeach reportedly added ‘a quick shot or two’ of Baileys Irish Cream to his usual morning coffee.
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Bernie Sanders Declares $5 Fishbowls A Right, Not A Privilege
While speaking at the University of South Carolina on Tuesday, Senator Bernie Sanders announced his belief that $5 fishbowls should be treated as a fundamental right of all students.
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