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5 Ways to Get People the Fuck Out of Your House on Thanksgiving

November 22, 2017January 5, 2018 home, Thanksgiving

Here’s how to get all those free-loaders out of your fucking house so you can go to sleep.

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Thanksgiving World 

Top 10 Thanksgiving Day Foods that Remind you of your Existential Crises

November 22, 2017 existential crisis, food, Thanksgiving

Here are 10 foods that will probably remind you of how temporary and relatively insignificant life is!

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Thanksgiving World 

Sears Announces New Artificial Thanksgiving Turkey

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017 sponsored content, Thanksgiving, turkey

“The best part is that no one can even tell it’s fake! And, although it is inedible, it tastes great.”

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Thanksgiving World 

Senile Grandma Over-Cooks Turkey for 17th Year in a Row

November 24, 2016November 22, 2017 dinner, family, Thanksgiving

At the end of the night, Ruth was seen asking her granddaughter how she can get on ‘the Facebook.’

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World 

Topics to Bring Up This Thanksgiving

November 24, 2016 family, list, Thanksgiving

Make sure your Turkey Day sails as smooth as the Mayflower.

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Opinion Thanksgiving 

How-to Blog: Cooking for Thanksgiving

November 26, 2015November 22, 2017 editorial, family, food, Thanksgiving

Preparing a Thanksgiving dinner is no easy task. So the Third Spur staff has created a few tips and tricks to help out for your big day.

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