5 Ways to Get People the Fuck Out of Your House on Thanksgiving

Here’s how to get all those free-loaders out of your fucking house so you can go to sleep.

Top 10 Thanksgiving Day Foods that Remind you of your Existential Crises

Here are 10 foods that will probably remind you of how temporary and relatively insignificant life is!

“The best part is that no one can even tell it’s fake! And, although it is inedible, it tastes great.”

At the end of the night, Ruth was seen asking her granddaughter how she can get on ‘the Facebook.’

Preparing a Thanksgiving dinner is no easy task. So the Third Spur staff has created a few tips and tricks to help out for your big day.