Missing Father Found After Getting Lost During Family Weekend
“He just doesn’t have any situational awareness or sense of direction.”
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Fall 2018 Edition 5
Apartment For Rent: Animal Enthusiast Looking For Roommate
I’d love for you to come live with us, I mean me!
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Fuck You for Not Celebrating National Suit Up Day
I know you did this on purpose.
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Getting Your Money’s Worth: 11,482 Reasons USC is Worth Every Dollar
I promise to account for every dollar of tuition.
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An Investigation: The School’s Steam Secret
On the surface, USC is particularly picturesque year round, but beneath it lies a haunting mystery. Smoke billowing from below
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Students Fall Victim to Pastides’ Shin Kicks
“If I go down, so do you!”
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Ad: ISO Someone to Water My Plants
Going out of town permanently and I need someone to water my plants while I’m gone.
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Gamecock Fans “Can’t Wait” to be Destroyed by Alabama Next Year
It’s so nice to have a false sense of hope early in the season, only to have my dreams crushed in the first five minutes of the game. It’s the Gamecock way.
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