Last Spirit Halloween Rebrands In Struggle to Stay Relevant
As most Spirit Halloween stores give up the ghost, one location has unfinished business preventing it from departing our mortal plane.
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Third Spur Exposé: Sorority Sister Asking for Prayers After Receiving Lenovo Instead of Macbook for Christmas
One sorority sister is just glad to be back on campus after suffering through the worst Christmas of her life.
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Santa Claus to Skip White House Visit
“Nearly everyone in that house is up to some dubious shit. From President Trump to the gardeners, everyone was on the naughty list.”
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Local Man Buys Present For Girlfriend Planning To Dump Him
Area man Zachary Nguyen, 32, recently purchased a necklace for 28 year-old Karen LeFort, the girlfriend planning to dump him one week from Tuesday, reports say.
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Jewish Man Prepared To Be Awkward Afterthought At Work Christmas Party
After mentioning his religion in passing to a co-worker last week, local Jew Jake Silverman announced Saturday that he’s ready to be an awkward afterthought at this year’s office holiday gathering.
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Editorial: There Is No Santa Claus, Amy, Now Stop Fucking Asking
Every year, The Third Spur receives countless letters from local children, seeking the answer to one question: is Santa Claus
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