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Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 7 Holiday 

Last Spirit Halloween Rebrands In Struggle to Stay Relevant

November 9, 2021November 9, 2021 christmas, rebranding, spirit halloween

As most Spirit Halloween stores give up the ghost, one location has unfinished business preventing it from departing our mortal plane.

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Campus Spring 2018 Edition 1 

Third Spur Exposé: Sorority Sister Asking for Prayers After Receiving Lenovo Instead of Macbook for Christmas

January 28, 2018 christmas, computer, greek life

One sorority sister is just glad to be back on campus after suffering through the worst Christmas of her life.

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Holiday World 

Santa Claus to Skip White House Visit

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017 christmas, santa, white house

“Nearly everyone in that house is up to some dubious shit. From President Trump to the gardeners, everyone was on the naughty list.”

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Holiday World 

Local Man Buys Present For Girlfriend Planning To Dump Him

December 15, 2015December 20, 2017 breakup, christmas, Gift, love

Area man Zachary Nguyen, 32, recently purchased a necklace for 28 year-old Karen LeFort, the girlfriend planning to dump him one week from Tuesday, reports say.

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Holiday World 

Jewish Man Prepared To Be Awkward Afterthought At Work Christmas Party

December 5, 2015December 20, 2017 christmas, Hanukkah, Judaism, party

After mentioning his religion in passing to a co-worker last week, local Jew Jake Silverman announced Saturday that he’s ready to be an awkward afterthought at this year’s office holiday gathering.

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Holiday Opinion 

Editorial: There Is No Santa Claus, Amy, Now Stop Fucking Asking

December 17, 2014December 20, 2017 christmas, editorial, santa

Every year, The Third Spur receives countless letters from local children, seeking the answer to one question: is Santa Claus

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