Opinion: I Thought We’d Be Gone By Now
How could I have known the semester would last past August?
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President Pastides Given Two Weeks to Throw Greatest Party Ever
He has bet Clemson University president James P. Clements he can throw ‘the most reckless rager in this state.’
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Dude Acclaimed for Sick Throwback Playlist of 2010-Era Hits
Partygoers were shocked and amazed when the songs blasted through the Beats pill in the center of the room.
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Opinion: Are You Going To Frank’s Tonight?
Wait, you aren’t? Oh.
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Jewish Man Prepared To Be Awkward Afterthought At Work Christmas Party
After mentioning his religion in passing to a co-worker last week, local Jew Jake Silverman announced Saturday that he’s ready to be an awkward afterthought at this year’s office holiday gathering.
Read moreArea Man Brings Guitar To Party, Again
Local Douchebag Brian Fielding, 27, brought his guitar to yet another party, which, for some inexplicable reason, he believed was
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