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Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 4 

Student Tests Positive After Barely Going To That Many Parties

October 12, 2021 covid, frat, party

“If someone as safety-conscious as me can get it, anyone can.”

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Campus Fall 2020 Edition 1 Opinion 

Opinion: I Thought We’d Be Gone By Now

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 cold, party

How could I have known the semester would last past August?

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Campus Spring 2017 Edition 10 

President Pastides Given Two Weeks to Throw Greatest Party Ever

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Finals, party, Pastides

He has bet Clemson University president James P. Clements he can throw ‘the most reckless rager in this state.’

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Campus Spring 2017 Edition 9 

Dude Acclaimed for Sick Throwback Playlist of 2010-Era Hits

April 7, 2017February 27, 2019 college, Music, party

Partygoers were shocked and amazed when the songs blasted through the Beats pill in the center of the room.

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Halloween Opinion 

Opinion: Are You Going To Frank’s Tonight?

October 31, 2016October 26, 2017 halloween, opinion, party

Wait, you aren’t? Oh.

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Holiday World 

Jewish Man Prepared To Be Awkward Afterthought At Work Christmas Party

December 5, 2015December 20, 2017 christmas, Hanukkah, Judaism, party

After mentioning his religion in passing to a co-worker last week, local Jew Jake Silverman announced Saturday that he’s ready to be an awkward afterthought at this year’s office holiday gathering.

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Entertainment 

Area Man Brings Guitar To Party, Again

September 10, 2015November 6, 2015 brian, guitar, party

Local Douchebag Brian Fielding, 27, brought his guitar to yet another party, which, for some inexplicable reason, he believed was

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