“Portal to Hell” discovered in Humanities Building
The temperature issues are clearly the result of a newly opened “gateway to an infernal realm resembling Hell.”
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Fall 2021 Edition 1
Thank Heavens! Strom Thurmond Lines Cure COVID
“Some of my colleagues and I gathered around a few brewskis, a doobie, and a Grateful Dead 45, and we figured out how to solve the COVID crisis.”
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UofSC to Ban Students
“With the Delta Variant running rampant, it’s in our best interests to bring all studies to an immediate halt.”
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Opinion: Group COVID Testing Mandated Just In Time For “Cuffing Season”
Spitting has never been so sexy.
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Cookin’ with the Spurs: Pork Chops for 1
You too can enjoy what was once reserved for normal people by just following this simple recipe!
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IB Major Leaves Concrete Jungle for Real One
John Maynard chose to hit the brakes on the fast-paced world of Intro to Economics and find meaning in the undeveloped areas of campus.
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