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Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 4 

Student Tests Positive After Barely Going To That Many Parties

October 12, 2021 covid, frat, party

“If someone as safety-conscious as me can get it, anyone can.”

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Campus Fall 2021 Edition 3 World 

Cup Shortages Lead to Cup Checks

October 5, 2021 covid, staffing shortage

“We have simply been left no choice.”

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Campus Fall 2021 Edition 1 

“Portal to Hell” discovered in Humanities Building

September 21, 2021September 21, 2021 covid, hell, hvac

The temperature issues are clearly the result of a newly opened “gateway to an infernal realm resembling Hell.”

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Campus Fall 2021 Edition 1 

Thank Heavens! Strom Thurmond Lines Cure COVID

September 21, 2021September 21, 2021 covid, safety measures, strom thurmond

“Some of my colleagues and I gathered around a few brewskis, a doobie, and a Grateful Dead 45, and we figured out how to solve the COVID crisis.”

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Campus Fall 2021 Edition 1 

UofSC to Ban Students

September 21, 2021September 21, 2021 covid, Pastides, safety measures

“With the Delta Variant running rampant, it’s in our best interests to bring all studies to an immediate halt.”

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Campus Fall 2021 Edition 1 Opinion 

Opinion: Group COVID Testing Mandated Just In Time For “Cuffing Season”

September 21, 2021September 21, 2021 covid, cuffing season, spit test

Spitting has never been so sexy.

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Opinion Spring 2021 Edition 1 Uncategorized 

Opinion: Alright, Real Funny Guys, Just Cause I Woke Up From A Coma Doesn’t Mean I’m Going To Fall For The Old Plague Bit

March 23, 2021March 23, 2021 coma, covid, plague

Ok, guys, I get it. It’s real funny to mess with the guy who just got out of a coma.

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Campus Fall 2020 Edition 1 

How UofSC Flattened the Curve

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 caslen, covid, policy

“Our recent drop in active COVID cases is thanks to one of our newest policies affecting the campus dining hall.”

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Latest Edition

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Campus Developing Stories Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Close-Hipp Showdown: Are You More Close or Hipp?

March 29, 2023March 29, 2023

An in-depth look at the nuances of USC’s biggest conflicts in recent history.

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Spring 2023 Edition 2 World 

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Entertainment Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel

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Fact List Spring 2023 Edition 2 

10 Signs You or Someone You Know May be an NPC

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