Study: Conversion to Christianity Increases by 40% Following Popsicle Giveaways
Researchers are closely examining a link between involvement in campus activities and free popsicles.
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Fall 2018 Edition 1
Opinion: I’m No Communist, But…
Seeing someone exchange currency for goods or services never fails to cause me to pull out my heavily annotated copy of Mao Tse-tung’s Little Red Book and angrily quote from it in front of a portrait of Vladimir Lenin.
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Cover 3 to Become the Latest Addition to Renovated Russell House
Cover 3 becomes the latest establishment to be added to the newly-renovated Russell House.
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Breaking: New Reports Suggest New Student Government President Colluded with Russia to Win Election
Taylor Wright, the new student body president, won the election with just over 53 percent of the vote, but now some insiders suspect that Wright and his conspirators may have committed treason.
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Opinion: Your First Year Dorm Isn’t Complete Without a Small Animal for You to Neglect
Now is a perfect time for you to start thinking about getting an animal for your dorm!
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WUSC a Place for Local DJs to Showcase Musical Taste, Crippling Lack of Communication Skills
The only station where you can hear Punk Rock gems played back-to-back with orchestral masterpieces, followed by a solid minute of dead air.
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