UofSC Distributes Free Beer for St. Patrick’s Day
“We spent a whole semester sending out these mental health survey thingies, and all students agreed: they just need a drink.”
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Opinion: Alright, Real Funny Guys, Just Cause I Woke Up From A Coma Doesn’t Mean I’m Going To Fall For The Old Plague Bit
Ok, guys, I get it. It’s real funny to mess with the guy who just got out of a coma.
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Please, somebody tell me I’m not the only one…!
I just couldn’t believe that I had to go through this all over again. It’s like God is playing with me.
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4 Brave Stories From Our Frontline Heroes About Familial Strength And 1 Brave Story From Me About The Time My Middle School French Teacher Locked Me In A Supply Closet Because She Thought I Was Making Fun Of Her
So many individuals from my community have shown so much strength in the face of tragedy, hardship, and some seriously unfair circumstances
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“Wow, That’s a Really Bad Thing” Says Rational Person About Really Bad Thing
Turns out it’s just as bad as you thought.
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Cover 3 to Become the Latest Addition to Renovated Russell House
Cover 3 becomes the latest establishment to be added to the newly-renovated Russell House.
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Study: Conversion to Christianity Increases by 40% Following Popsicle Giveaways
Researchers are closely examining a link between involvement in campus activities and free popsicles.
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Breaking: New Reports Suggest New Student Government President Colluded with Russia to Win Election
Taylor Wright, the new student body president, won the election with just over 53 percent of the vote, but now some insiders suspect that Wright and his conspirators may have committed treason.
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Opinion: Your First Year Dorm Isn’t Complete Without a Small Animal for You to Neglect
Now is a perfect time for you to start thinking about getting an animal for your dorm!
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