Say Goodbye to Horoscopes, and Hello to Hornoscopes!
Throw away your tarot cards, ouija board, and crystals. Your Co-Star app can guide you no longer. UofSC’s newest prophet, Cockdhi, has developed a new way to align your Cockras.
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Spring 2022 Edition 1
Speedrun: Swearingen to Capstone, Any%, Trainless
If everything is done perfectly, this run can be completed in about six minutes. Let’s see how well I can do.
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All I Wanted For Christmas Was A Golden Retriever Gamer Boy
Who doesn’t dream of having their own golden retriever gamer boy?
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The Great Lettuce Engorging
Was it a sacrifice to a gracious green god? Or a feast in honor of a holy hero? Nay, it was the annual meeting of the lettuce lords, the Lettuce Club.
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Tempting Fate: Cramming Student Sure That Quick Nap at 12:30 Won’t Hurt Grade
The hopeless student reportedly needs a B+ grade or higher to pass the exam and thereby his Business Calculus course.
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Opinion: We Need A Second Cocky Statue Right Next to the Original
Statues bring joy and cultural enrichment, and no statue has done that more for the fine students of UofSC than the immortal figure of Cocky.
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