In Conjunction With Counseling Department, Thomas Cooper Library to Implement New “Loud Floor”

Campus Spring 2018 Edition 5

In Conjunction With Counseling Department, Thomas Cooper Library to Implement New “Loud Floor”

March 5, 2018March 6, 2018 Finals, Library, stress

“We’ve offered quiet floors for years, but we’ve neglected to cater to the community of students who need an environment with the loudest noises imaginable to be productive.”

Campus Spring 2017 Edition 10

Horseshoe Bar Announces Finals Preparedness Week

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Finals, Five Points, USC

Beer will be half-priced after midnight if students show their notes to the bartender.

Campus Spring 2017 Edition 10

President Pastides Given Two Weeks to Throw Greatest Party Ever

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Finals, party, Pastides

He has bet Clemson University president James P. Clements he can throw ‘the most reckless rager in this state.’

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 9

Report: You Definitely Did Not Study Enough For Your Final

December 1, 2016December 1, 2016 exams, Finals, school

Researchers confirmed that it’s pretty fucking obvious you are not prepared.

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Pastides Confused, Students Gone

May 20, 2016May 20, 2016 Finals, Pastides, students

Only two weeks after the end of spring semester, USC president Pastides has been seen running across campus frantically searching for students he considers ‘missing.’