Report: You Definitely Did Not Study Enough For Your Final
Researchers confirmed that it’s pretty fucking obvious you are not prepared.
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Fall 2016 Edition 9
Myrtle Beach Residents Begin Burying Acorns for Winter
In preparation for winter, residents of Myrtle Beach, SC have begun the annual process of burying acorns in the ground.
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Clemson Forfeits Win in Little Known “Color Palette” Technicality
The Gamecocks’ record is now 7-5, while the Tigers will drop to 10-2, eliminating them from contention for the playoff.
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Opinion: I Think We Should Talk
I think we should maybe talk for a bit, if you don’t mind.
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World Now More Likely to End in Bang Than Whimper
Scientists reiterated the obscenely high chances of the Earth perishing in a fiery explosion.
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