Breaking: Student Senate’s $10,000 Embezzlement Scandal
Alex Harrell pleads guilty and names all of his accomplices in this shocking expose.
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Student Government
Student Government Shuts Down After Pastides “Shithole States” Remark
‘Why are we having all these students from shithole states come here?’ Pastides said, according to those in attendance at the meeting. ‘What are all these people from Ohio doing here?’
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Freshman Council Can’t Wait To Add Experience To LinkedIn
The Council said it had already drafted a concise, but efficient, bulleted list of its responsibilities.
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Student Government Prepares for Annual Week of Relevance
‘You really have to get out there disrupt someone’s walk to class if you want them to recognize the existence of your organization,’ one candidate said.
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New Student Body President Confused That Pastides Still in Office
The new Student Body President, began his tenure confused to find university president Pastides still in his office.
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New Student Body President Texts Campus “U Up?”
Across campus, students were startled to receive a message Thursday morning from their new student body president, which simply asked, ‘u up?’
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