Apple Clarifies ‘Hispanic Males Have Stolen Jobs’ Press Release
Apple quickly retracted their statement.
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Spring 2017 Edition 3
Breaking Down Puppy Bowl XIII
With the first Sunday of February right around the corner, Americans are gearing up for Puppy Bowl XIII, and the
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Fascist Still Finds Time For the Little Things
Bannon, emphasizing the stress often incurred by depriving human beings of basic rights, emphatically praised ‘just sitting down and having a moment to yourself.’
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Student Government Prepares for Annual Week of Relevance
‘You really have to get out there disrupt someone’s walk to class if you want them to recognize the existence of your organization,’ one candidate said.
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Business Fraternity Excited to Expand Professional Drinking Network
Potential new member Josh Greely said to the Third Spur: ‘I’m really excited to join and shotgun some brews in a suit.’
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