Shane Beamer Hates Title IX, Fans of Women Outraged
You’ll never guess what a prominent member of the UofSC community has done now…
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Muschamp Returns as Chess Club Coach
Muschamp assured reporters, “Yeah, I was always too intellectual for football anyway.”
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6 Things You Could Use as a Shirt for Football Games
Who would have thought the bandana idea would take off?
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ACC To Become Division II Conference
“We decided it was time to take action.”
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Muschamp Says Strong Season All Down to Good Luck, Literally
Coach Muschamp details his secret to winning in 2017.
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Alcohol-Free Tailgate on Greene Street Attracts Crowd of 5
The University’s alcohol-free tailgate attracted a record high number of students before last Saturday’s game.
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Carolina Panthers Furious Over Cam Newton, Luke Kuechly Dogfighting Scandal
‘Football is a tough game, and you need to have a way to blow off some steam outside of the sport. For us, we like to get into renovated WWI era airplanes and fly them around,’ Kuechly said.
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Freshmen Claim They Will Have Best Tailgate During First Home Game
They’ve confirmed reports that they may have secured a prime tailgating spot.
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2017 South Carolina Gamecocks Football Preview
After their first victory, here’s what to expect of the Gamecocks this season.
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Opinion: You Think This is a Fucking Game?
I don’t coach football. I am football.
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Breaking Down Puppy Bowl XIII
With the first Sunday of February right around the corner, Americans are gearing up for Puppy Bowl XIII, and the
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Clemson FB Players Surprised Championship Trophy Contains No Orifice To Stick Fingers In
Multiple players were outspoken with the media post-game, after discovering that the 67 cm tall trophy contained no slit, crevice, hole, or opening of any kind in which to fondle.
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Dak Prescott Determined to Prove Wrong Fantasy Teams Who Passed on Him
‘When I would see great fantasy football players like Joe Montana or Troy Aikman average 23, 24 points a week, I would just think ‘That could be me one day in the fantasy football leagues.”
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Clemson Forfeits Win in Little Known “Color Palette” Technicality
The Gamecocks’ record is now 7-5, while the Tigers will drop to 10-2, eliminating them from contention for the playoff.
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Muschamp Discovered To Have Gotten Job Through Make-A-Wish Foundation
Students and alumni everywhere were mildly surprised at the news.
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Performance Enhancing Drugs Ravage Intramural Flag Football League
Scandal has struck the University of South Carolina as widespread use of performance enhancing drugs were found in the intramural flag football community.
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Gamecock Football: 2016 Season Preview
As opening kickoff draws nearer, get ready for football with Third Spur’s All Access Guide to the 2016 Gamecocks Football Team.
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Dallas Cowboys’ Ezekiel Elliott Accused of Domestic Violence, Cowboys’ Organization Proud of His Progress
Following recent accusations of domestic violence, The Dallas Cowboys front office is reportedly “very pleased” with how quickly rookie running back Ezekiel Elliot is fitting into the organization.
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Nation’s Whites Thrilled To See Coldplay Perform At Super Bowl
During this year’s Super Bowl Half Time performance, every white person in the country reportedly took a break from discussing Downton Abbey and poorly recreating “The Dab” to enjoy Adult-Alternative music group Coldplay.
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USC Head Coach Search: Who Are The Candidates?
As Athletic Director Ray Tanner continues the search for the next Head Football Coach, Third Spur Sports has compiled a list of coaches rumored to be in contention for the job.
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Gamecock Football Players Boycott, Demand to be Replaced by Better Players
To combat what they describe as a culture of systematic losing, the University of South Carolina football team has collectively declared it will not practice or participate in any games until all players are let go and replaced with better, more talented athletes.
Read moreSteve Spurrier’s Ghost Haunts Athletic Facilities
Reports of mysterious happenings in the University of South Carolina’s athletic facilities have surfaced in recent days. Several football players
Read moreInside Football: Gamecocks Planning To Win First Game
After last year’s lukewarm record, there have been doubts as to what strategy the Gamecocks’ coaching staff will implement in the
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