ACC To Become Division II Conference
“We decided it was time to take action.”
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Clemson
Clemson FB Players Surprised Championship Trophy Contains No Orifice To Stick Fingers In
Multiple players were outspoken with the media post-game, after discovering that the 67 cm tall trophy contained no slit, crevice, hole, or opening of any kind in which to fondle.
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Clemson Forfeits Win in Little Known “Color Palette” Technicality
The Gamecocks’ record is now 7-5, while the Tigers will drop to 10-2, eliminating them from contention for the playoff.
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Opinion: Clemson Does Not Fear The Elder Gods
By Belial the Younger
There was a time when all men quaked before the Elder Gods. That time is long gone. Now, only a few of us remain who know the true power of the Elder Gods. The arrogant hedonists at Clemson are among those who have forgotten.
Pastides: “I’m Going To Beat The Shit Out Of Clemson’s President This Weekend”
Following his recent first round K.O. of the president of Columbia College, President Harris Pastides of USC has done much
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