6 Things You Could Use as a Shirt for Football Games
Who would have thought the bandana idea would take off?
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Alcohol-Free Tailgate on Greene Street Attracts Crowd of 5
The University’s alcohol-free tailgate attracted a record high number of students before last Saturday’s game.
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Dawn Staley Blesses Throngs of Athletes Cursed by Sin of Losing
‘We are all children of the Ball,’ a glowing Staley preached from the steps of the Thomas Cooper Library, ‘and the Ball loves us all.’
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Gamecock Men Relieved to Return to Studies After Loss to Gonzaga
The team was dismayed this March as they were forced to miss more and more class.
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Opinion: I Bequeath Unto Thee, Sindarius Thornwell, Ruler of Men, My First-Born Son and All That He Lay Heir To
Hail Sindarius Thornwell, Alpha and Omega, First and Final, Forever!
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March Madness 2017 Preview
Third Spur Sports offers its in-depth preview of college basketball’s top contenders.
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Student Body Still Figuring this Whole Basketball Thing Out
‘It took me awhile to get used to all of the handballs,’ said one attendee at last week’s game.
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Opinion: You Think This is a Fucking Game?
I don’t coach football. I am football.
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Clemson FB Players Surprised Championship Trophy Contains No Orifice To Stick Fingers In
Multiple players were outspoken with the media post-game, after discovering that the 67 cm tall trophy contained no slit, crevice, hole, or opening of any kind in which to fondle.
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Clemson Forfeits Win in Little Known “Color Palette” Technicality
The Gamecocks’ record is now 7-5, while the Tigers will drop to 10-2, eliminating them from contention for the playoff.
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USC Football Forms Intramural Team
The decision has received outstanding support from the USC community.
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Muschamp Discovered To Have Gotten Job Through Make-A-Wish Foundation
Students and alumni everywhere were mildly surprised at the news.
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Performance Enhancing Drugs Ravage Intramural Flag Football League
Scandal has struck the University of South Carolina as widespread use of performance enhancing drugs were found in the intramural flag football community.
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Toddler’s College Savings “Small Price to Pay” For Trip To Super Bowl
In a selfless act of fatherly love, local man and super fan Todd Johnson has spent all $12,763 saved for his toddler’s college education on the priceless experience of watching the Denver Broncos play in the Super Bowl.
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Opinion: We Need To Let Both Teams Win
By Angie Frye, Junior Psychology Major – Listen guys, I don’t consider myself a sports aficionado, by any means, but I think it’s time we have a serious discussion about letting both basketball teams win the game.
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