Last Night Absolutely Bereft of Good Decisions
Once inside, it was less than one half-hour before you were thrown from a bucking mechanical bull.
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Spring 2017 Edition 1
Students Return From Break With Renewed Sense of Anxiety, Self-Loathing
‘You don’t want your self-esteem hovering around normal for too long.’
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Trump “Inauguration Festival” Lands Middle School Choir
The lineup for Donald Trump’s ‘Inauguration Festival’ was finally released Wednesday January 18th, and it has music fans everywhere dying to get a ticket.
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Clemson FB Players Surprised Championship Trophy Contains No Orifice To Stick Fingers In
Multiple players were outspoken with the media post-game, after discovering that the 67 cm tall trophy contained no slit, crevice, hole, or opening of any kind in which to fondle.
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