Frank Martin Fired After Disappointing Season
Frank Martin became the first Gamecock Basketball coach since 2004 to lose an NCAA tournament game.
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Dawn Staley Blesses Throngs of Athletes Cursed by Sin of Losing
‘We are all children of the Ball,’ a glowing Staley preached from the steps of the Thomas Cooper Library, ‘and the Ball loves us all.’
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Gamecock Men Relieved to Return to Studies After Loss to Gonzaga
The team was dismayed this March as they were forced to miss more and more class.
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Frank Martin Saves 30 Orphans From Burning Building While Researching Cancer Cure And Also He Adopted This Three-Legged Shelter Puppy
Orphanage director Mary Stevens told reporters that Martin “sang lullabies and explained zone defense schemes to the children to soothe them during the rescue.
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How to Afford a Ticket to the Final Four
If you follow these tips, you too could be dancing with the Gamecocks in Phoenix this weekend!
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Opinion: I Bequeath Unto Thee, Sindarius Thornwell, Ruler of Men, My First-Born Son and All That He Lay Heir To
Hail Sindarius Thornwell, Alpha and Omega, First and Final, Forever!
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March Madness 2017 Preview
Third Spur Sports offers its in-depth preview of college basketball’s top contenders.
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Student Body Still Figuring this Whole Basketball Thing Out
‘It took me awhile to get used to all of the handballs,’ said one attendee at last week’s game.
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Frank Martin Dumps Body Of Referee Into Lake Murray
Late Saturday night, Frank Martin, USC Men’s Basketball Head Coach, was spotted dumping the body of basketball referee John Smith, 42, into Lake Murray.
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