Spring 2018 Edition 3 World 

Valentine’s Day Horoscopes

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018 horoscopes, love, valentine

Everything you need to know for the week of love.

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Opinion Spring 2018 Edition 3 

Editorial: Smash or Pass

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018 game, love, pass, smash

We’ll give you an object. Then you tell us whether you’d smash, or pass.

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Politics Spring 2018 Edition 3 World 

Opinion: Don’t Tell Anyone, But I Just Solved The Middle East

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018 middle east, politics, United States

By Rex Tillerson, US Secretary of State

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Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 3 

Book Review: A Tale of Two Cities

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

Before I begin, I thought I should make one thing very clear—I have totally read this book.

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Opinion Spring 2018 Edition 3 

Opinion: I Met My Wife DT Last Night But I Can’t Remember Any of It

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

Last night was the greatest night of my life, but I don’t remember any of it.

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Opinion Spring 2018 Edition 3 

Opinion: Filtered Water is Making America Weak

February 13, 2018February 14, 2018 america, politics, water

Eliminating tap water was like eliminating an entire part of Darwinism.

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Opinion Spring 2018 Edition 3 

Joke: British Exchange Students Imprisoned in Black Hole of Callcott

February 5, 2018February 20, 2018 joke, stupid, USC

Did you catch the extremely clever joke there in the title? Don’t worry, I cited my sources, you simpleton.

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