Valentine’s Day Horoscopes
Everything you need to know for the week of love.
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Spring 2018 Edition 3
Editorial: Smash or Pass
We’ll give you an object. Then you tell us whether you’d smash, or pass.
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Opinion: Don’t Tell Anyone, But I Just Solved The Middle East
By Rex Tillerson, US Secretary of State
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Book Review: A Tale of Two Cities
Before I begin, I thought I should make one thing very clear—I have totally read this book.
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Opinion: I Met My Wife DT Last Night But I Can’t Remember Any of It
Last night was the greatest night of my life, but I don’t remember any of it.
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Opinion: Filtered Water is Making America Weak
Eliminating tap water was like eliminating an entire part of Darwinism.
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Joke: British Exchange Students Imprisoned in Black Hole of Callcott
Did you catch the extremely clever joke there in the title? Don’t worry, I cited my sources, you simpleton.
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