Couple Actually Communicates Effectively
A monumental breakthrough occurred this past Friday in inter-sex communication.
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Fall 2016 Edition 2
Aleppo: “What is Gary Johnson?”
The city admitted it had never heard of the former governor of New Mexico, showing a surprising lack of awareness about American politics.
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First Presidential Debate to be Broadcast Exclusively on Best Buy Display TV’s
Best Buy CEO Hubert Joly announced today that his company has secured the exclusive broadcasting rights to the first Presidential Debate on September 26th.
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Sororities Outspoken After Being Asked Not To Drink Selves To Death
In light of recent sanctions from the USC Sorority Council, several sororities are vocalizing their objections at being asked not to drink themselves to death.
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Performance Enhancing Drugs Ravage Intramural Flag Football League
Scandal has struck the University of South Carolina as widespread use of performance enhancing drugs were found in the intramural flag football community.
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New Bar in Five Points Just Giant Trough Filled With Beer
It’s all-you-can-drink from the 20-yard aluminum feed box, all for $5.
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