Pastides Announces Free Smokes For President’s List Scholars
Pastides announced free packs of Newport menthols would be awarded to every student on the annual President’s List.
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Fall 2016 Edition 4
USC Football Forms Intramural Team
The decision has received outstanding support from the USC community.
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Muschamp Discovered To Have Gotten Job Through Make-A-Wish Foundation
Students and alumni everywhere were mildly surprised at the news.
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Cocky Outed In NSFW-Film With Big Bird
The University is in disarray after a pornographic-film of Cocky and Big Bird found its way onto the Internet.
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Student “Engineering Pioneer” After Speaking To Female Classmate
Male peers are calling this ‘the greatest advancement an engineer has ever made.’
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Southwest Airlines Restricts Emotional Baggage Per Customer
One previous Southwest customer explained that he will no longer be flying with the airline, as a single tear rolled down his cheek.
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