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Entertainment Fall 2020 Edition 1 

Third Spur’s Kitchen: Microwave Nachos For Broke College Students

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 kleenex, nachos, recipe

You’ll love this easy recipe any time you’re craving a quick snack!

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Entertainment Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1 

Five Totally Foolproof Ways To Get Your Fifth Grade Crush To Notice You

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 2000s, crush, fifth grade, love, valentine

It’s the late 2000s, love is in the air, and you have a crush that’s in the fifth grade (wow!).

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Entertainment Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1 

Opinion: Feeling Bitter On Valentine’s Day? Try This!

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 jane eyre, revenge, valentine

I’ve rediscovered a 19th century British Valentine’s tradition called Vinegar Valentines. 

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Entertainment Fall 2019 Edition 2 

Only True Fans Of Age Of Consent Laws Can Get A Perfect Score On This Quiz

November 16, 2019February 12, 2020

When it comes to the age of consent, are you a legal whiz?

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Entertainment Fall 2019 Edition 1 

Top 5 Ways To Drive The Serial Killer Behind Your Shower Curtain WILD

September 20, 2019 advice, shower curtain, third spur/cosmo collab

Get started on pampering the Man of Your Nightmares, sister!

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Entertainment Opinion Spring 2019 Edition 1 

Movie Reviews By Grandpa Leeroy – “The Emoji Movie”

February 9, 2019 doggone kids, emoji, grandfather, movie, review, the emoji movie

Good God. This one. Look, I don’t pretend to be hip with the new technology like you Millennials. A fax

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Entertainment Spring 2019 Edition 1 

Indie Band “Not Prepared For Fame So Quickly”

February 9, 2019 cover, guitar, indie, Music, open mic, popular, soundcloud, studio

Columbia-based indie band Utah Run, a musical group formed out of guitarist Jake Wolziek’s apartment, faces an unusual problem.

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Entertainment Fall 2018 Edition 6 Opinion 

Movie Reviews By Grandpa Leeroy: “The Godfather”

October 31, 2018 doggone kids, godfather, grandpa, movie

You’ll probably think this movie’s a waste of time.

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Campus Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 7 

Freshmen Fashion Week: The Hottest Looks from Students Realizing College Has No Dress Code

April 16, 2018 campus, fashion, freshmen

“As I started noticing some upperclassmen around me, it dawned on me that I can wear literally anything that I want.”

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Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 4 

Marvel Executives on Black Panther Release: “See? We Aren’t Racist, We Have a Black Movie”

February 25, 2018 black panther, marvel, movies

Marvel responds to recent controversy over their casting choices.

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Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 5 

Male Celebrities Dress for #NotMe Campaign During 2018 Academy Awards

February 24, 2018March 6, 2018 harassment, movies, oscars

The men dressed in solid colors based on the severity of the accusations levied against them.

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Campus Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 5 

Which USC President are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

February 20, 2018March 20, 2018 horoscopes, president, USC

Aries: You are Jonathan Maxcy. You’re the first on the list, so naturally you would be the first president of

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Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 3 

Book Review: A Tale of Two Cities

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

Before I begin, I thought I should make one thing very clear—I have totally read this book.

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Entertainment Fall 2017 Edition 7 

“How Can All These Powerful Men Be So Awful?” Asks Man Sending 9th Unsolicited Dick Pic of the Week

November 18, 2017November 27, 2017 dicks

Rioux was seen asking a woman in his check-out line if “that [cucumber] was big enough for [her].”

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Entertainment Fall 2017 Edition 3 

Horoscopes: October 2017

September 30, 2017October 1, 2017 horoscopes

Libra (September 23 to October 22) – Nothing of note will occur. Just go on with your life and pretend like nothing is wrong with the world.

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Entertainment Spring 2017 Edition 2 

World Puzzled As 2017 Has Not Yet Killed Celebrity

January 27, 2017January 27, 2017 2017, entertainment

2017 has not yet killed anyone of consequence.

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Entertainment Spring 2017 Edition 1 

Trump “Inauguration Festival” Lands Middle School Choir

January 19, 2017 election, inauguration, politics, trump

The lineup for Donald Trump’s ‘Inauguration Festival’ was finally released Wednesday January 18th, and it has music fans everywhere dying to get a ticket.

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Entertainment Fall 2016 Edition 1 

Joe Pesci Swallows Reporter Whole

September 15, 2016September 20, 2016 actor, Joe Pesci, movies

While sitting on a panel for the upcoming film ‘The Irishman,’ noted American actor Joe Pesci swallowed a reporter in one fluid motion, according to sources.

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Entertainment 

Student Hopes Third Listen of Broadway Musical ‘Hamilton’ Enough to Get Laid

April 6, 2016April 6, 2016 Hamilton, love, Musical

Finishing his third play-through of the week, sophomore Jared Davis expressed hope that his extensive exposure to the popular Broadway

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Entertainment 

Kanye Announces Anti-Piracy Campaign

March 17, 2016 Kanye West, Music, Piracy

Speaking from the deck of his newly built ship, “Queen B’s Revenge”, Kanye West announced earlier today that he would be setting sail in a new anti-piracy campaign.

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Oscars To Feature Only White, Human Nominees

February 28, 2016 boycott, human, oscar

Controversy has erupted as the 2016 Academy-Awards approach with the only nominations for major awards going to white, human actors.

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Entertainment 

Nation’s Whites Thrilled To See Coldplay Perform At Super Bowl

February 8, 2016 Coldplay, football, super bowl

During this year’s Super Bowl Half Time performance, every white person in the country reportedly took a break from discussing Downton Abbey and poorly recreating “The Dab” to enjoy Adult-Alternative music group Coldplay.

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Entertainment 

Carolina Productions Releases Spring 2016 Movie Lineup

January 17, 2016January 17, 2016 Carolina Productions, movies, USC

Cinema-lovers rejoice- Carolina Productions has released its spring movie lineup for the Russell House Theater. We’ve included the whole list here, for easy viewing. Enjoy!

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Entertainment 

Date To State Fair Somehow Goes Terribly

October 25, 2015November 26, 2015 love, state fair

Rory Morton, 18, somehow managed to have a terrible date to the South Carolina State Fair on Saturday, sources say.

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Entertainment 

Area Man Brings Guitar To Party, Again

September 10, 2015November 6, 2015 brian, guitar, party

Local Douchebag Brian Fielding, 27, brought his guitar to yet another party, which, for some inexplicable reason, he believed was

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Entertainment 

Redefining Sexual Maturity: Senior Reaches Climax Of Retired Life

March 26, 2015November 16, 2015 love, senior, vern

At the Winter’s Gate Retirement Community, there’s not much for the residents to do while they await their deaths. Some

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Entertainment 

Kate Upton Wins Oscar For Best Personality

February 22, 2015November 6, 2015 kate upton, oscar

The stars were shining in Hollywood on Sunday night, where hundreds of celebrities gathered at Dolby Theatre for the 87th Academy

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Entertainment 

Carny Really Has Things Going For Him

January 26, 2015November 6, 2015 carnival, good news

Long time carnival employee William “Scurgly” Harrisburg really has his life going in the right direction. Scurgly’s good fortune started

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Entertainment 

Exclusive View At Michael Bay’s New Film “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”

January 26, 2015November 6, 2015 film, Michael Bay

The Third Spur has been granted an exclusive view of Michael Bay’s new adaptation of Eric Carle’s “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”

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