Freshmen Fashion Week: The Hottest Looks from Students Realizing College Has No Dress Code
“As I started noticing some upperclassmen around me, it dawned on me that I can wear literally anything that I want.”
Read more“As I started noticing some upperclassmen around me, it dawned on me that I can wear literally anything that I want.”
Read more“I think he was drawing question 3. And did you see how he went back to his desk and immediately scratched something out? Jesus Christ.”
Read more“You’ll take a 9:40am lecture with the worst professor we’ve got and you’ll like it.”
Read more“I don’t mind if my residents have a little fun… and as long as I don’t hear even the slightest sound coming from anyone’s room past 7 pm.”
Read moreThose around Collins continued to ignore her, with one friend explaining [she] does this at least twice a week.
Read moreAn expo marker in Petigru is simply taking it one day at a time.
Read more“We’ve offered quiet floors for years, but we’ve neglected to cater to the community of students who need an environment with the loudest noises imaginable to be productive.”
Read moreThis came as a sigh of relief for many CEC undergrads who worried the fee increase not be justified.
Read moreChaos has broken out in Apartment 512 of the Redtail on the River apartment complex.
Read moreAries: You are Jonathan Maxcy. You’re the first on the list, so naturally you would be the first president of
Read more“I don’t have huge expectations, you know, so this was perfect,“ she said.
Read moreOn Tuesday afternoon, a sophomore was seen speed walking through the Horseshoe in an attempt to catch her shuttle back
Read moreThe one thing she had been looking forward to while abroad was a meal at Pandini’s.
Read more“I decided to wear my Thurwell High Eagles sweatshirt everyday until I found him.”
Read more‘Why are we having all these students from shithole states come here?’ Pastides said, according to those in attendance at the meeting. ‘What are all these people from Ohio doing here?’
Read moreOne sorority sister is just glad to be back on campus after suffering through the worst Christmas of her life.
Read moreThe addition comes after thousands of requests crashed the department’s Twitter page.
Read moreMaxcy-Gregg Park is the latest option for on-campus housing.
Read moreKlein mentioned that he was considering taking on something even more difficult, such as chocolate chip cookies or a milkshake.
Read moreThe machine was accidentally set to ‘blow’ instead of ‘suck.’
Read moreA first-year student attributes his newfound interest in the University of South Carolina to University 101.
Read moreA source has confirmed this week that sophomore Tim Avery is “bored” by the spellbinding journey of humanity.
Read moreThe struggle faced by a freshman USC student to find drugs has finally ended today with one simple GroupMe message.
Read moreIn a press conference held today, one USC senior finally admitted that he has no fucking clue where his classes are.
Read moreThe project, which constitutes a significant portion of you and your group members’ final grade, is simply way above your head.
Read moreThe deputies rented out spots in Memorial Lot, leaving several coolers inside their black Chevrolet Tahoe, blasting 80’s rock hits.
Read moreCreativity knows no bounds in the McMaster School, but backpacks do.
Read more“You get over the fear of death real fast when you live here,” Sam Huggins told reporters, “if you manage to survive past move-in day.”
Read more‘I can ride the buses I guess. I mean, I’d have to figure out how that works but I could.’
Read moreCity leaders released a joint statement after the arrest, condemning the student for what they called ‘an incredibly blatant attempt to break the law.’
Read moreHe was alarmed this weekend by a sudden lack of deadlines, assignments and meetings.
Read moreThe University’s alcohol-free tailgate attracted a record high number of students before last Saturday’s game.
Read more‘I just couldn’t have the FOMO nor the stress,’ he said, staring wistfully in the distance.
Read moreAt first, it seemed like they were just saying, ‘this is a test of the Carolina Alert System’.
Read moreNow that you’ve gotten used to living on campus, the power struggle to be the coolest freshman on your hall is in full swing.
Read moreFreshman Steve Montaigne was found deep in the Earth and Water Science Building after being missing for two days.
Read moreThe lead singer of late 80s band Hootie & the Blowfish was, of course, the singular successful graduate of our university.
Read moreJenkins says he’s waiting to find the right girl not to have sex with, but to make love to. ‘If it happens at a bar, so be it,’ he says.
Read more‘You always hear about this kind of thing happening in other classrooms, but you never expect it from your own professor.’
Read moreThey’ve confirmed reports that they may have secured a prime tailgating spot.
Read moreThis semester is going to be different for sixth-year senior Justin Eloy, who plans on ‘really buckling down and wrapping up [his] schooling.’
Read moreThe most recent increase is leading to some much-needed improvements to campus and student life.
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Read moreBeer will be half-priced after midnight if students show their notes to the bartender.
Read moreHe has bet Clemson University president James P. Clements he can throw ‘the most reckless rager in this state.’
Read morePartygoers were shocked and amazed when the songs blasted through the Beats pill in the center of the room.
Read moreHe is reportedly waiting until ‘a smokin’ babe’ is in the room before trying it out.
Read moreSources later reported Wolfe was already considering relocating the pile to the center of her carpet.
Read moreThe group, which was criticized last year for displaying signs on Greene Street bearing swastikas and other controversial symbols, told Third Spur that it had hoped passing students would have been nicer.
Read moreGo big or go home, am I right??
Read moreThe daily blaring fire alarm will be introduced in all the dorm buildings next semester.
Read moreYou’ll be the big shot on campus in no time at all!
Read moreThe grilled Mexican goods have caused several thousand dollars in damage during their rampage.
Read more‘These students are the most despicable people on the planet.’
Read moreAccording to a report coming out of Dr. Amy Johnson’s office hours, the associate professor of Economics is growing increasingly
Read morePastides raised both hands and said, ‘I ain’t got half a hog’s guess ’bout anythin’ illicit goin’ down here.’
Read moreDavis currently holds a D average in the course taught by Dr. Farrokh Rahbar.
Read moreEyewitnesses claim he turned to a nearby student, shrugged and quipped, ‘what can you do?’
Read moreThe Council said it had already drafted a concise, but efficient, bulleted list of its responsibilities.
Read more‘You really have to get out there disrupt someone’s walk to class if you want them to recognize the existence of your organization,’ one candidate said.
Read morePotential new member Josh Greely said to the Third Spur: ‘I’m really excited to join and shotgun some brews in a suit.’
Read more‘Never before had I seen a more malnourished, sickly person in my life. I felt like an archaeologist digging through the caked layers of Pringles in his stomach.’
Read morePastides nodded to passerby and took long, retrospective drags on his unfiltered Pall Mall cigarette.
Read moreOnce inside, it was less than one half-hour before you were thrown from a bucking mechanical bull.
Read more‘You don’t want your self-esteem hovering around normal for too long.’
Read moreResearchers confirmed that it’s pretty fucking obvious you are not prepared.
Read more‘I mean, I’m basically empty at this point,’ Williams stated.
Read moreSHC security footage shows the culprit in black gym shorts, a red beanie, and t-shirt with the message ‘Set Love Free.’
Read moreOnce able to speak coherent sentences, Cocky has been limited to hoarse crows and inaudible whispers.
Read moreJim, despite being in his junior year, has repeatedly disengaged from social activities to answer his mom.
Read moreUSCPD have announced that children will not be permitted to trick-or-treat in Five Points in the future.
Read moreIn a statement, Athletic Director Ray Tanner praised the decision, saying that the Spew Sacks will be a welcome addition to the University’s recycling program.
Read moreThe swipe may only be used once per semester, and does not roll over into a new semester.
Read more‘There just aren’t many Strom Thurmonds anymore,’ one official said.
Read moreStudents who plan to spend $5000 or more per semester at Platinum will receive a 10% discount on their initial Carolina Cash purchase.
Read morePastides announced free packs of Newport menthols would be awarded to every student on the annual President’s List.
Read moreThe University is in disarray after a pornographic-film of Cocky and Big Bird found its way onto the Internet.
Read moreNine students were suspended after their parents were reprimanded for drinking too much during Parents Weekend.
Read moreUSC roommates Steve Walsh and Mike Thompson resumed their masturbation schedule immediately after the conclusion of Parent’s Weekend earlier this month.
Read moreFall student polls have revealed today that for the third year in a row, the vending machines in the Coker Life Sciences Building have been voted best dining on campus.
Read moreIn light of recent sanctions from the USC Sorority Council, several sororities are vocalizing their objections at being asked not to drink themselves to death.
Read moreIt’s all-you-can-drink from the 20-yard aluminum feed box, all for $5.
Read moreParents and students at the University of South Carolina are outraged over recent reports of hazing occurring at many fraternities on campus.
Read moreSources this week say that student Dustin Okuda has expressed his desire to simply remain friends with the woman he impregnated.
Read moreIn a move to reduce illegal Adderall use, USC President Harris Pastides announced today that cocaine will now be legally sold on campus in a joint venture with Sodexo.
Read moreThe University of South Carolina says safe, air conditioned spaces are not in line with its principles.
Read moreUniversity of South Carolina student Jared Reid, 20, has gained valuable experience with avoiding all forms of work while at his summer internship, sources report.
Read moreJust five weeks into his summer vacation, all meaningful attachment to this realm of being has begun to dissipate for college student Todd Atlas.
Read moreOnly two weeks after the end of spring semester, USC president Pastides has been seen running across campus frantically searching for students he considers ‘missing.’
Read moreToday the USC Smokestack in central campus erupted for the first time in nearly 500 years, an event scientists are calling ‘the ecological disaster of the millennium.’
Read moreDespite concerns about their recent homeless status, members of the former Sigma Chi fraternity seem to be integrating well into the Columbia homeless community.
Read moreYesterday, freshman student John Doe reportedly checked out the original edition of Shakespeare’s First Folio for use in his Intro to British Literature class.
Read moreResponding to the results of a study taken during a recent lunch period at Russell House, USC administration announced today that dining services will be moved elsewhere in favor of converting the dining hall into a study hall.
Read moreUniversity of South Carolina has become the subject of controversy after a student has sued a fellow classmate, for having a different opinion.
Read moreAccording to new statistics from the Federal Student Aid Commission, local student Todd Garrison owes all outstanding student loan debt in the United States, last valued at 1.2 trillion dollars.
Read moreAcross campus this week, father Tom Gladson, who is visiting USC with his daughter Stacy, continues to ask where he can find ‘the quad.’
Read moreAs many prospective students tour USC’s campus during their spring breaks, early reports say that USC’s university ambassadors really have this year’s batch of high schoolers fooled.
Read moreThe new Student Body President, began his tenure confused to find university president Pastides still in his office.
Read moreCitizens of the state of South Carolina awoke Tuesday morning to find that all of the state’s major roads and highways had been upgraded to gravel overnight. State officials reportedly viewed this change as the cheapest and simplest solution to the prior debilitated condition of the roads.
Read moreAcross campus, students were startled to receive a message Thursday morning from their new student body president, which simply asked, ‘u up?’
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